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I always say laughter is the cure to all, so allow me to share this with you.

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Kellie Blue Book for dating Women

KELLIE’S BLUE BOOK ON WOMEN FOR MEN

This insert was designed to be of a comical nature and is not meant to disrespect, offend, or diminish the value of women or it female readers in anyway.

However, KBB can be applicable in the day to day routine for calculating first dating expense.

Calculates the amount you can spend on a first date and not be considered cheap.

Created by Preezie

Categories and Price chart for dating women

- indicates subtract from value

+ indicates add to value

Recently divorced and single -5.50 

Divorced 2 or more times -15.00 

Has stalked a man -3.00 

Have Real Orgasm +10.00 

Hour glass figure +7.00 

Have 2 or more kids -3.00 

Has her own transportation +8.00 

Gives head on the first date +15.00 

Has her own money +7.50 

Has a crazy Ex-boyfriend -5.00 

Has Rotund Booty +4.00 

Has Raisin tummy -2.50 

Wear short skirts +4.00 

If you look pregnant but are not -3.50 

If you’ve had sex with another woman -2.00 

Been called intelligent by a man +3.00 

If you don’t have a boyfriend +4.00 

If you’ve been told that you feel tight +5.50 

Offers to pay for the first meal +7.50 

Believes in a higher power other than herself +8.50 

Love to have sex just as much as men +7.50 

30 years of age or older with out kids -15.00 

Under 30 with 5 sex partners or less +15.00 

Worksout atleast 3 to 4 times a week +8.00 

What’s your Kellie’s Blue Book Total?

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Please make sure this kid washes his hands. For those ladies that like sucking on kids chubby cheeks.....think again. LOL

No Wonder Obama won President Elect

No wonder Obama won. Maybe some of us was out of the loop, but Obama's campaign manager may be the The greatest Marketing Director of all times. Check out Obama in This South Park Episode. Funny Stuff!

A dose of Comedy this Tuesday morning

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Laughter is the cure to all pain they say and you know what...I believe them. I love comedy, so I hope you enjoy this video as well as I did.

FROM WHITE TO BLACK IN 3 SECONDS

Funny how life is, but truth is the greatest comedy there is.

Does the term Niggerrigging apply here?

"If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more, and become more, You are a leader."

Real talk, this is the funniest mess ever.

One out of five Americans has an anger management problem. Anger is a natural human emotion and is nature's way of empowering us to "ward off" our perception of an attack or threat to our well being. The problem is not anger, the problem is the mismanagement of anger. Mismanaged anger and rage is the major cause of conflict in our personal and professional relationships.
Domestic abuse, road rage, workplace violence, divorce, and addiction are just a few examples of what happens when anger is mismanaged.

Laugh out loud!