Showing posts with label The craziest ish ever. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The craziest ish ever. Show all posts

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Michael Jackson the greatest Pop artist died today



The greatest pop artist in the world has died today. Michael Jackson was 50 years old. Michael died from a cardiac arrest today at his Holmby Hills home.

Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II.

Would you believe it if I told you that I thought that he would have lived forever. It just never came to mind that this man, although he is a man would be dead at 50. Michael Jackson will forever be immortal in our memories and his success will prevail through the ages.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Kellie Blue Book for dating Women


KELLIE’S BLUE BOOK ON WOMEN FOR MEN

This insert was designed to be of a comical nature and is not meant to disrespect, offend, or diminish the value of women or it female readers in anyway.

However, KBB can be applicable in the day to day routine for calculating first dating expense.

Calculates the amount you can spend on a first date and not be considered cheap.

Created by Preezie

Categories and Price chart for dating women

- indicates subtract from value

+ indicates add to value

Recently divorced and single -5.50 

Divorced 2 or more times -15.00 

Has stalked a man -3.00 

Have Real Orgasm +10.00 

Hour glass figure +7.00 

Have 2 or more kids -3.00 

Has her own transportation +8.00 

Gives head on the first date +15.00 

Has her own money +7.50 

Has a crazy Ex-boyfriend -5.00 

Has Rotund Booty +4.00 

Has Raisin tummy -2.50 

Wear short skirts +4.00 

If you look pregnant but are not -3.50 

If you’ve had sex with another woman -2.00 

Been called intelligent by a man +3.00 

If you don’t have a boyfriend +4.00 

If you’ve been told that you feel tight +5.50 

Offers to pay for the first meal +7.50 

Believes in a higher power other than herself +8.50 

Love to have sex just as much as men +7.50 

30 years of age or older with out kids -15.00 

Under 30 with 5 sex partners or less +15.00 

Worksout atleast 3 to 4 times a week +8.00 


What’s your Kellie’s Blue Book Total?


Friday, May 8, 2009

Is this how swine flu started



Please make sure this kid washes his hands. For those ladies that like sucking on kids chubby cheeks.....think again. LOL

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Have you seen my $2000 Cell phone lately

I had to share this with you guys and gals. I guess your cell phone game ain't right unless you're foolishly dropping $2000 on it. Now, I hope not to see this phone in the possession of anyone who's not bringing in anything less than 50 million a year. It's hot...but it's crazy. view the link below.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Obama hidden message



Only out of the box thinkers will catch this one. What's odd about this picture? Hint: He's talking to McCain using Sign Language...

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

15 Million dollar Stripper Shoe Lawsuit in Florida



I had to share this with you guys. Stories like this one really amaze me. There are hundreds of millionaires being made everyday. You ever wonder how? Read below...I also got a little eye teaser for you at the end.



Charles Privette from Broward County, Florida is filling a lawsuit on Pompano Beach Club " Booby Trap" which is a Strip Club in Florida. Charles claims a dancer's stiletto flew off her foot, shattering a mirrored ceiling and hitting him in the eye while spinning on a stripper's pole.

I personally think this would be a crazy story to tell your kids, when they ask you how did we come into money. How would you explain that?


Play video to get a glimpse of what Charles experienced.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Monday, June 2, 2008

Son slaps spit out of Mothers mouth!

The world is coming to and end! Can you believe this? Then the kid says he had lightly slapped his mother to show her how it feels. This is what happens when the government punish parents for spanking their kids. We all make fun of white parents being abused by their children, but this takes the cake. Plus, it's actually REAL!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

GIRLS GONE WILD, NO THIS GIRL IS CRAZY

Getting to the point, this is what happens when a bi-polar girl from the South doesn't take her medication the way she is suppose to. This is straight rediculous! I was suprised when i notice the old lady did not slap the fire out of her mouth. This chic was crazy.

So you want to know what I think?

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