KELLIE’S BLUE BOOK ON WOMEN FOR MEN
This insert was designed to be of a comical nature and is not meant to disrespect, offend, or diminish the value of women or it female readers in anyway.
However, KBB can be applicable in the day to day routine for calculating first dating expense.
Calculates the amount you can spend on a first date and not be considered cheap.
Created by Preezie
Categories and Price chart for dating women
- indicates subtract from value
+ indicates add to value
Recently divorced and single -5.50
Divorced 2 or more times -15.00
Has stalked a man -3.00
Have Real Orgasm +10.00
Hour glass figure +7.00
Have 2 or more kids -3.00
Has her own transportation +8.00
Gives head on the first date +15.00
Has her own money +7.50
Has a crazy Ex-boyfriend -5.00
Has Rotund Booty +4.00
Has Raisin tummy -2.50
Wear short skirts +4.00
If you look pregnant but are not -3.50
If you’ve had sex with another woman -2.00
Been called intelligent by a man +3.00
If you don’t have a boyfriend +4.00
If you’ve been told that you feel tight +5.50
Offers to pay for the first meal +7.50
Believes in a higher power other than herself +8.50
Love to have sex just as much as men +7.50
30 years of age or older with out kids -15.00
Under 30 with 5 sex partners or less +15.00
Worksout atleast 3 to 4 times a week +8.00
What’s your Kellie’s Blue Book Total?
$45.50 Pree, Not too shabby!
ReplyDeleteBy the way I am not happy with the credit section of this blog. I contributed to several categories on this blog and was not recognized for it.
ReplyDeleteSusan thank you for your insight and contribution. This was a truely crazy idea. By the way, I know you can't put a true value on a first day expense, it's all about how that person makes you feel c/ that could be priceless.
ReplyDeletePreezie
excuse the typo...I mean't first dating expense,....
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm not worth much by this, but i still get it. ;oP
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